I received this in an e-mail and just couldn’t stop laughing!! So I’d to share this :D
*** The economy is so bad that
... I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
... I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
... CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
... If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
... McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
... A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
... Congress says they are looking into this Bernie Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50- Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5-Trillion disappear!